• French Horn: FROM THE BAND ROOOOOOM TO THE FIELD (to the field) TILL THE SPIT DRIPS FROM MY VALVES AND AAALL YOU BITCHES CLAP
• Flutes: She's first chair and I'm playin too flat, sittin in the second row with all the clarinets and if YOU COULD HEAR THAT I AM TRYING TO ROLL IN
• Trumpets: My band director don't.My band director don't.My band director don't want us to play high C's son
• Clarinets: Let's gather round the podium and sing our band geek song it's the S-Q-U-E-A-K-Y I hate my liiife song
• Saxophones: Sooome day, Iiii'll be, playin tenor sax and all you're ever gonna be altoooo.Why you gotta suck so bad?
• Percussion: I'ma teach you how to buzz roll son I got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one
• Oboe: The double reed is broooken and they're real expenSIVE.BAND DIRECTOR'S PISSED AND GIVING ME A GLARE
• Basoon: I'm all about that bass bout that bass no treble
• Tuba: *Rick Ross grunt in the background*

(via godless-faith)

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acesirius:

when it comes to pjo fanart it’s like

everyone knows EXACTLY what nico looks like and i can recognise him in fanart from a mile away

but whenever he’s like cuddling a blonde boy im like jason??? will??? FUCKING LUKE I DUNNO MAN IT COULD BE ANYONE

(via the-deathboy-ghostking)

deadinu:

i need stop telling ppl to fight me every 10 seconds bc what if they do? im 5ft what am i gonna do? hide in a vent?

(via stability)

tooruoikawa:

tooruoikawa:

stop saying “wow i can’t believe they’re trans!” when a trans person is attractive as if being trans automatically means they’re not “qualified” to be pretty

a cis person got angry at me for this reblog it more

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